Life is crazy

Have u ever heard the song " torn between 2 lovers" well that isn't my theme song cuz I am stuck between two people who don't like me. This is crazy no wonder my name is unique, cuz my problems are one of a kind. I haven't heard anyone else with this kind of problems. It seems funny to most I am sure but this is crazy. My life is a perfect recipe for disaster
lets stuttered with
1 cup bad Karma
2 tbs stupidity
1 tbs curiosity
1 tbs bad decisions
a bunch of confusion
add all of this together till they all blend together
if u add a little alcohol into the mix then u have what I call "MY LIFE" commonly known as a load of crap.
I swear people ask me y I don't watch TV, but my life is such a soap all the time. I mean when will this end. I think I should just become anti social the next few years, become a hermit and take solace in knowing nothing will be able to get to me ever again. What do u think? hmmm I think so too.